die-todesanzeigen:

pictures with flowers

spamano-butt-sex:

{ Momo and his self-intro }

uncacti:

Poetic Veins by uncacti // Pls do not delete/s.p x

me: my arm hurts
mom: it's the computer
me: my eyes hurt
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a nosebleed
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a fever
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me: im pregnant
mom: it's the computer
me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom: the computer pushed you didnt it